"I have, over the years, experimented with different looks for my armpits. Some days, a shaved armpit just looks a bit…boring. If I’m wearing jeans and a vest top, and I’m hanging with my homies, it’s quite nice to go a bit George Michael—a bit ‘Faith,’ with a flash of four day fuzz. There’s something pleasingly musky about it—like you’ve been too busy living the bohemian dream, souping up your hot rod, to do something as mimsy as shave. On other occasions, I’ve grown it properly long—a hollow of damp curls, like it’s 1969 all over again, and my entire life is made of Indian gauze, sitars, and hash."
How To Be A Woman, Caitlin Moran (via femmeshark)
Exactly my reason for not shaving, i’ve been to busy living the bohemian dream. hahahaha
"If I’m going to spunk £500 on a pair of designer shoes, it’s going to be a pair that I can (a) dance to “Bad Romance” in and (b) will allow me to run away from a murderer, should one suddenly decide to give chase. That’s the minimum I ask from my footwear. To be able to dance in it, and for it not to get me murdered."
— Caitlin Moran, How to be a Woman (via brucklethings)
"When I hear a woman talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3am, love."
— Caitlin Moran (via hateeverybeautifulday)